Oh noes, previous version of this post was lost due to Caleb’s carelessness in reformatting. Now I have to rewrite the post again, boo hoo.
Poor Levi, little did he know that he would become the crew’s next target. Now when I say Levi, I mean the newbie, retarded, Jewish Nazi Levi, not the formal jean company, because this Levi is not cool enough to have his own jeans named after him just yet. He thought it was going to be just another day at school.
He was wrong. Oh very dead wrong.
Actually, it wasn’t Levi himself that was victimized — it was his car. Who would’ve thought that his old dirty car would get targeted so, and who would’ve known that 3rd-party taco sauce could cause so much damage to metallic material? Looks like this one’s going into the chemistry books.
In other news, Levi came to school the next day very disgruntled, but phear not! Your car has the honor of being branded with the Cake Crew! So as long as you have your car, it’s part of the crew now. 
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Posted August 14, 2008