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Sick and Out

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Your fearless author, Alan, once thought to be immortal, has succumb to the common, but annoying-as-crap, cold and will be out for a few days.

He has suffered from mild fevers, 110% clogged noses and has hindered vision as of late. He can barely stay half awake in class in the morning, and spends another half of the time blowing on tissues and raping the class supply of spare tissue boxes. He also has headaches strong enough to make a Richter Scale pick up a decent reading — yeah, it’s that bad.

Amy, in reference to the Cake Crew, it’s one of those things where you need to be at my school to really appreciate! Everything is cake!

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