It’s the 4th of July. It’s a birthday… a country’s birthday, so kneel, suckers (especially to you foreigners, hehe)! The US has survived another year since its independence some 300 years ago, despite numerous oppositions, oppressions, trash talk, and other various offenses from various other sources (that won’t be mentioned to maintain the integrity of this post). 
Because fireworks are freaking awesome, I and my trusty troupe of friends next door decided to go out for fireworks shopping. Block by block have vendors, smugglers, and legal salesmen set up fireworks stands in hopes of harboring some raw cash in exchange for legal, colorful explosive devices deemed only valid for this special even-numbered day. However browsing through from the lowest freebie firecrackers, to the $500 big kalamazoo Disneyland-style fireworks extravaganza box, the lot of us forgot to bring one vital component necessary to own these: Money.
Who the hell does that?!?
Anyway, happy 4th of July, I hope you’re having a great time playing with explosive, colorful fireworks!
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Posted August 14, 2008