So I failed to post on the 6th day of the 6th month on the 6th year of the 2nd millenium — who cares! I was out on the streets busy jumping emo kids! 6/6/06 is National Emo Kid Beatup Day! Some poon on the Internet decided to start this phenomenon (forgot who), but I figured “Hahaha that’s pretty funny — I should really do it! Lots of emo kids go to my school!”
So, in the afternoon, for the rest of the day, on the 6th day, we ravaged the local streets around my school and jumped anybody who sighed, said bad stuff, or looked emo (which may explain why I didn’t post anything on that day — I was gone all day). Ha ha, we jumped 3 guys, it was some funny stuff.
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Actually, in all reality, we only smacked them on the back and said “It’s national emo kid beatdown day today!” and they were like O_O!!! Obviously, we only did it to our friends, otherwise if we did it to strangers, that is a very, very good way to die. Oh yeah, I’m still just sitting here looking to make some money; if you need a web design job done, feel free to ask. 
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Posted August 14, 2008