Boy, do I have a story to tell! Actually, I don’t really have a story to tell, none that would rival that of Nathaniel Hawthorne or the sentimental J.K. “Growling” anyway, but if you are in need of a uber leet zomgwtfzorz random and pointless story, I have one for you.

So the great math god John Thayer of 3rd period announced something this morning along the lines of “Yo foos, I got a problem for joo today, it’s a ‘Group Problem’ that joo must pair up with a p4rtn3r in order to complete, and must be done in precisely 53 minutes and 17 seconds!” And I was like O_O.

The problem, if you’re so wondering, is one of those hateful Calculus problems that just makes you want to rip Isaac Newton out of his pants or something. The problem was somewhere along the lines of this:

Two functions of f are given, find the absolute maximums and minimums rounded to two decimal places, then use Calculus to find the exact values…

“Use Calculus?” LMAO WTF!!! …. W-w-who says that? What kind of ‘roids is my teacher taking? Who the hell says “Aight, we gonna USE CALCULUS to solve this problem!” This one cracked me up, as it was such a general, vague statement… something you’d hear Bush say on TV, something like “Aight, we gonna use WAR to suppress and liberate Iraq.”

PS: I also got many comments from friends, families, and enemies that they get the idea that this site is a blog, and while to some certain, unspeakable extent it is, it actually isn’t! Mind you, I like to call it.. uh… wtf, what’s that one word again… oh yeah! — A website! And nobody’s asking you to read what I have to write about, so as long as you acknowledge it’s my personal website, we’re goOD. Yeah, that’s right — bet you didn’t see that one coming… that’s like a headshot in CS right there.