Today was awesome, read my last post here all about it. Anyway, me being a gamer, I thought I’d post this to share with you all on the things you (and I) can learn from playing games!
- There is no problem that can’t be overcome by force.
- If it moves, DESTROY IT!
- Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
- One lone “good guy” can defeat an infinite number of “bad guys.”
- Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.
- You can break things and get away with it.
- You canpush other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
- If someone dies, they disappear.
- If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.
- You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.
- You can operate all weapons without training.
- No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
- Death is reversible (only for you!).
- Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
- Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.
- You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
- All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
- Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
- Don’t worry if your vehicle crashes and blows up. A new one will appear in its place.
- A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.
Oh yeah, that’s how I live my life.
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Posted August 14, 2008
Yeah… but I am wondering who this is?
I know you’re from L2P.
I’m Lyth from L2P.